Simple times

blusherlock:

“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”

 

(Source: theverge.com, via senpai-noticed-you-so-he)

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mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

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estychan:

jims-little-live-in:

deduction019:

Oh my fucking god.

WHAT. HOW.

What a smooth talker he is, haha. That sort of pickup line would totally work on me.

(via you-were-made-to-be-lokid)

naamahdarling:

kwisten:

fibromyalgiaproblems:

“But don’t let your illness stop you!!!1!1!!”

I’m not “letting” my illness stop me it just plain IS stopping me it’s an ILLNESS it makes me ILL that’s what it DOES.

Everyone needs to read this.

Seriously.  People seriously do not fucking understand the concept of “SICK AND WILL NOT GET BETTER,” or “NO, ACTUALLY, THERE’S SHIT I CAN’T FUCKING DO.”

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bunpop:

this is like the most motivating thing i’ve ever heard

cam is defs president material

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callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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ithinkitsdashing:

amarriageoftrueminds:

shit can you actually imagine what it would be like to be hungover at Hogwarts? staircases with vanishing steps, doors that are just walls pretending, corridors that lead somewhere different depending on what day it is, and a malevolent spirit of chaos who lives to make noise/your life difficult. Bloody hell…

So. How many times do you guys think Sirius did that? Just got down on all fours and whispered to the stairs

please mr.stair

have I not been good to you?

please stop moving

it would be most kind 

I am dying

this is a dying man’s wish

please mr. stair

okay

gonna nap here

okay

shhh…

(Source: xshiromorix, via castayel)

fuckyeahlaughters:

deanleysen:

These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.

(Source: epic-humor, via teaofrage)